(Yes, I stole that. Because IT'S AWESOME.)
So hey, guess where I WON'T be tonight? Waiting in line at a theater with a bunch of overexcited adolescents and pervy middle-aged mom types to see the new Twilight movie, Breaking Dawn Part I or whatever they're calling it.
That's because my darling almost-14-year-old daughter H, who has read all the books (as have I)(they are awful) and seen all the movies (as have I)(see above) and even OWNS all the movies turned to me and said, AND I QUOTE: "Yeah, we can just wait for the DVD on this one, Mom. And we can RENT it."
Whether that's because she truly does not care about seeing this movie or she's tired of me MST3King the damn things when we watch them, I don't know, and I don't care, because either way VICTORY IS MINE.